Quote:
Sa'ar Chasm: Yeah! If you're falling off a cliff, you might as well try to fly!
(Everyone stares)
Sa'ar Chasm: I'll go now.
|
Holy unexpected cameo, Batman!
Quote:
|
Marc: Destructive interference of light waves. That's also why the sky is blue.
|
*squelches pedantic rant and tells himself it's a joke*
Quote:
Zeke: Well, that was interesting. It turns out there are no people anywhere in the world.
Marc: You don't say.
|
*znerk*
Quote:
Zeke: Not a problem. I have seven days left to find one of them. They can run, but they can't hide....
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
Zeke: Okay, maybe they can hide. I need a better plan.
|
GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Quote:
Derek: (behind Zeke) BOO!
Zeke: GAH!
Nan: NINJA!
|
I've had ICQ conversations like that, only without Derek or Zeke.
Quote:
|
(Derek clubs Zeke over the head with his FBI bazooka and takes off.)
|
He still has that?
Quote:
|
Guy Behind Hoodied Man In Line: Oo! Permission! (KICK)
|
*snicker* Such a Canadian reaction.
Quote:
|
Scooter: Like a transmitter. Round and massive, somewhere slam-bang in the middle of Toronto.
|
Isn't Canada's Wonderland in Niagara Falls or something? And did anyone else think he was talking about the CN tower?
Quote:
|
Zeke: Must everyone make a dummy out of me?
|
Better a dummy than a monkey. You've taken self-deprecation to rareified heights. It's asking for an oxygen tank.
Quote:
Samara: This is our fantasy, remember? We can change things. Observe.
(Samara gradually shifts into --)
Marc: Voilą.
|
That took some doing.
Quote:
|
Kira: (shaking Zeke by the shirt) We don't have time for "soon"! We need another cliffhanger NOW!
|
Or a high-level cleric or a few gallons of holy water or just lots and lots of guns.
Top form, Zeke. Oh, and self-deprecation caught altitude sickness and wandered into a fissure in its delirium.
Also: ovipositor *twitch*