The Star is pretty much the lowest of the low in terms of British tabloids. MY step-brother actually appeared on page three some years ago, I'm told - he'd collected a large number of Beano annuals, and for some bizarre reason they reported on it, and put it right beneath the page three girl.
Richard Desmond, the propriator, used to own a whole slew of porn titles as well, but he sold those. He still runs two x-rated channels though.
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images.
Sergeant: You can? That's amazing!
Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'.
- Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!)
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