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9. Become convinced that the site is down for good, and begin campaigning for millions in grants to recreate the great works of literature lost.
8. Attempting to measure the exact length of this particular "soon."
7. Turning in desperation to other sources of net humor, such as
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com .
6. Wearing out your browser's "Refresh" key.
5. Coming up for new ideas for ridiculous topics in the "Miscellaneous" forums.
4. Pondering the cruel, harsh nature of a reality deprived of 5MV.
3. Purchasing server space to mirror the site, to ensure that such a travesty never befalls planet Earth again.
2. Writing a BaW about the site being down.
1. Constructing an elaborate theory regarding the conspiracy between the Xindi and the Suliban to take down 5MV, rashly ignoring the conclusion of the Vulcan Science Directory that time travel is impossible.
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