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Old 02-11-2004, 08:13 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Kes's Top Ten "To Do" Items Now That She's Evolved Into A Higher Plane Of Existence

10. Blow up Voyager some more, that was fun
9. Return that old message from Q, something about having a kid together or something
8. "Apologize" for Tuvix (tee hee)
7. Two words: Pringle Galaxy
6. Make "B'Elanna Bumps" all the rage in the Seventh Dimension
5. Finally finish that photo album with all the cute couple pictures of her and Neelix, then place it at the center of a supernova, then implode the resulting black hole, then stomp on it
4. Special gift for the galaxy: One more quadrant
3. Stop by that old general store in the Q Continuum and see if they have any Go Bananas Snapple
2. I wonder if the other Ocampans are O.K.? Oh, screw it

And Kes's Number One "To Do" Item Now That She's Evolved Into A Higher Plane Of Existence:

1. Ditch that apalling Crusher kid


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