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9. Play Poker
8. Build the first Borg Decahedron
7. Try to prefect Windows
6. Try to assimilate Shakespeare.
5. Try to reinvent the wheel
4. Play telephone using their nurointerfaces.
3. Train their nanoprobe circus
2. Exercise with Richard of Simmons new video Assimilating to the Oldies
1. The same they do every night Pinky, try to assimilate the universe!
Next up, Top ten ways to tell the Borg have assimilated humor.[/color
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