WWII Fiver
This is the beginning of a fiver on WWII. Sorry for the terrible fiver. I was bored. Very bored.
Japan: Ugh, we don’t have any resources. I’m sure no one will care if we invade China a bit.
China: HEY!
German Citizens: I don’t want to pay for what we did!
Hitler: Hey, if you guys join me, Germany won’t have to pay.
German Citizens: What can possibly go wrong?
Italy: Everything is fine.
Fascists: DIE LEADERSHIP!
Italy: Here, have all the political power!
Mussolini: Grazie.
Stalin: You are trying to more impressive than me, to the Gulag with you.
(Weeks later)
Stalin: Where did everyone in my country go?
Hitler: I’m gonna invade stuff
Chamberlain: Um… I’ll give you Czechoslovakia if you don’t
Czechoslovakia: HEY!
Hitler: Hey, Stalin, wanna go invade Poland.
Stalin: OK
Poland: HEY!
Chamberlain: Aw, I have to go to war.
Japan: Invading the Pacific, LALALA
Pacific: HEY!
America: Meh.
Hitler: DIE WESTERN EUROPE!
Western Europe: GAK!
England: Help, America, I’ll give you cookies.
America: LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
American Pilot #1: I’m bored; wanna go save the free world
American Pilot #2: O.K.
USSR: We make good team!
(Germany pulls out butterfly knife and backstabs USSR)
Germany: Thank you for being such a dear friend.
LtFielding: What, I like TF2.
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Finally refigured out what the address to this website is.
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