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ost_uid0]Spoon Boy:[/b
ost_uid0] You must realize the truth. It is not the spoon that is bending - that's impossible.
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] "Spoon" is fun to say. Spoon, spoon, spoon...
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ost_uid0]Spoon Boy:[/b
ost_uid0] ...there is no spoon. Then you will see that it  is not the spoon that bends, but-- are you listening?
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Spoon! Spoon. Spooooooonnnn. Heh, heh.[/quote
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This one had me in stitches, although honestly I do not know why.
And plagiarizing from Sa'ar's to make a completely pointless joke which no-one else will get,
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ost_uid0]Morpheus: [/b
ost_uid0]There were five before you.
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ost_uid0]Neo: [/b
ost_uid0]What happened to them?
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ost_uid0]Morpheus: [/b
ost_uid0]The first one blew up, the second one blew up, the third one was destroyed, the fourth one was stolen back in time....
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] That track record does not bode well for me.[/color
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