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ost_uid0]Hi, I'm new on the forum, but I've been reading a lot of fivers. I especially like the Enterprise-ones.
Anyway, can I make the stigma-fiver? I have some good ideas for this one. I'll try to make it in the same style as the other Enterprise-fivers by Zeke, because those are really funny.
Here's what I have so far, any suggestions? I'm new at this.
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ost_uid0]Phlox:[/b
ost_uid0] Your neurolitic enzymes are considerably higher than last month.
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ost_uid0]T’Pol:[/b
ost_uid0] The medicine is no longer effective?
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ost_uid0]Phlox:[/b
ost_uid0] Actually, we ran out of medicine a month ago. I’ve been giving you placebo’s ever since.
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ost_uid0]T’Pol:[/b
ost_uid0] No matter, I’ve stopped expecting logic from you the moment I saw your face.
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ost_uid0]Captain’s star log supplemental: We’ve entered orbit of Decendi 3. We’re here to pick up a new toy for Commander Tucker, and we’ll also be picking up a neutron microscope.[/i
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ost_uid0]Phlox:[/b
ost_uid0] Captain Archer, I’d like you to meet my second wife, Pheesel. And this is Commander Tucker.
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ost_uid0]Pheesel:[/b
ost_uid0] Hubba hubba!
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ost_uid0]Phlox:[/b
ost_uid0] Are you that glad to see me, dear?
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ost_uid0]Pheesel:[/b
ost_uid0] Eh.. yeah.
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ost_uid0]Vulcan doctor:[/b
ost_uid0] It’s quite odd a Denobulan doctor would be interested in a Vulcan disease. But then, I always thought Denobulans were odd.
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ost_uid0]Phlox:[/b
ost_uid0] I’ll forget about that insult if you give me all available data on the syndrome.
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ost_uid0]Vulcan doctor:[/b
ost_uid0] We’ll give you nothing. It would be illogical.
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ost_uid0]Phlox:[/b
ost_uid0] Pretty please? Just a tiny little bit of information?
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ost_uid0]Vulcan doctor:[/b
ost_uid0] Denobulans...
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ost_uid0]Tucker:[/b
ost_uid0] I’m really good at following instructions, that’s why the captain wanted me for this mission. Actually, I’m good at everything. Damn I’m good! I’ve got some problems with the microscope, but otherwise, I’m perfect. And modest, you have no idea.
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ost_uid0]Pheesel:[/b
ost_uid0] Has anyone ever told you you get less and less attractive each time you open your mouth?
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That's it. I've still got some ideas for the rest:
When the vulcan doctor (what's his name?) sais "We take great pride in our ability to contain emotions, sharing them is offensive." That's two emotions (pride and offense) in one vulcan sentence, gotta do something with that one. But not just plain "Hey, pride and offense are emotions, you Vulcan git! :lol:". Those aren't funny anymore. I just can't think of anything original here.
In the scene where T'Pol tells Archer she's been contacted to come to the surface alone:
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ost_uid0]Archer:[/b
ost_uid0] (Some lame joke that's so lame that it's funny to us. Like the "two Vulcans walk into a bar"-joke from Carbon Creek. A joke so lame T'Pol will want to leave.)
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ost_uid0]T'Pol:[/b
ost_uid0] By the way, captain. One of the vulcan doctors who really despise me, has asked me to meet him alone on the surface in a dark alley.
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ost_uid0]Archer:[/b
ost_uid0] Doesn't that sound dangerous? Or at least highly illogical?
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ost_uid0]T'Pol:[/b
ost_uid0] It's preferable to remaining here.
Heh, I think that's funny stuff. So, can I finish this fiver? And do you have any suggestions? I'm from Holland so I might have made some spelling/gramar-errors. Feel free to point them out.
BTW: What's 'sledgehammerness'?[/color
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