A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi decide to go bowling together. The Ferengi proposes that they pool their spare money, winner gets the pot. The others agree, and immediately the Ferengi steals the money, says "I forfeit," and starts to walk off. When the others object, he says, "I said 'winner gets the pot.' You guys can fight over that, but I'll use your money to get transferred to a better joke."
Lame....
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate.
Zeke: It comes nateurally to him.
mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea.
Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity.
Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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