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Archer: Hi, Hoshi. How are you feeling?
Sato: ".may eht raeW" teg uoy ",rehtaewyaM" fo srettel eht egnarraer uoy fI
Archer: Uh... huh. Look, I'm really sorry you were tortured, but you've got to decode these blueprints, so recover faster.
Sato: Daisy, Daisy... gib mir deine Antwort wahr....
Archer: No! Nicht wahr! Focus, woman!

*snicker*

Reptile Xindi: May I ask what purpose it serves to terrify people we're about to kill anyway?
Dolim: Go ahead. Ask. See what I do.

Hehehe.

(WHUMP)
Reed: Daniels, huh?
Archer: Geez. I didn't even get to hear the speech.

This one made me laugh out loud. I wonder why...

Archer: I demoted Mary back down to Crewman.
Sato: (GASP) Life is worth living again!

The rank of Commander didn't Sue-t her, hm?

Archer: No! That's just the Yosemite III! It wouldn't hurt a bunny!
(BOOOM)
Archer: Reed, take a note: the crew of that station died with honour and should be remembered as true heroes of Earth.
Reed: Aye, sir. "Sucks... to be... that station."

Kirk must've been reading those logs.

Unnamed Human Xindi: Uh oh. Dolim's seen --
(CRASH)
Archer: Us, right?
Unnamed Human Xindi: No, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind! Of COURSE us!

Who did watch that, anyway?

Unnamed Human Xindi: Let me guess -- your weak-kneed dinghy of suckitude?
Shran: Try my huge engine of antenna-kicking.

I didn't know you could kick an antenna.

Reptile Xindi: It's that Andorian ship from before!
Dolim: So the man from A.N.K.L.E. is back, is he? Follow him! We'll find his Achilles' heel!
Reptile Xindi: Whatever.

*dies*

Tucker: Okay, Phlox, I've done my part. Now how 'bout you explain why we're all standin' here after lethal exposure?
Phlox: What am I, a doctor?

That's a can of retcon worms if I ever saw one.

T'Pol's Log, Temperamental: The Expanse is gone. It is an ex-panse.

*dies again*

Archer: Where... where am...
Alien Nazi: (steps into the light)
Archer: --!
Nurse: Aren't you going to say "Oh boy"?
Archer: Please. That hasn't been funny for about two seasons.

Hehehe.

Brilliant!

Gatac