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Goon 1: Whose crystal is going off?
Goon 2: Its Logan's! Run!
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Gaaah! It hurts (but in a good way)!
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Perrin: Still having trouble meditating?
Sarek: Yes. It's a little embarrassing.
Perrin: I'm sure it happens to other guys too....
Sarek: NO IT.... No it doesn't.
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ROFL!
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Crusher: ....and then, Wesley and I broke into a round of "your mother" jokes. For some reason or another, he won.
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*snicker*
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Sarek: You accuse me of having a disease. Present your arguments rationally.
Picard: A= Sarek, B= crying, C= Bendii Syndrome, E=illogic. If A=B and B=E and E=C, then A=C.
Sarek: D=B! X=had something in his eye. D=X!
Picard: Y= a lie. X=Y, Y=E, and still, A=C
Sarek: But if X=Y, and Y+A=E, then E-A=Y!
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Illogic is only a lie if someone other than Sarek does it.
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Crusher: Ah, Picard... you're crazier than a sack full of drunken badgers.
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Badgers? We don't need no steenking badgers!
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Data: The ship is developing self-determined intelligence. It is emerging....
La Forge: After it has been long submerged....
Worf: But now the nodes have merged....
Riker: And the intelligence has reemerged....
Picard: And caused us quite an... emergency?
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What the hell were we thinking?
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Riker: How can you say that? What if it's building an army of Evil Lemmings of Doom?
Troi: We'll push them off a cliff, then.
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17, I disclaim any responsibility for this one. I blame Nic.
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La Forge: Captain, this panel has no nodes.
Picard: (over comm) Then how does it smell?
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This one, however, I accept blame (and beatings) for.