lol, this was an Oxford Brookes study, wasn't it? (you know, the *other* Oxford Uni)
This article has logical holes in it big enough to drive a Pie through. Um, truck through. Yes...
Anyway, I propose the following measures:
A) Do not let Mary Sue Scrivener or Robert Beltran hear of this
B) Blame the weight gain on the Dark Side's attempts to discredit Zeke after he rejected them.
C) Live in denial. Suliban mystics are available for all those needing lessons in this fine art.
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