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Revisionism should only be allowed to go so far, even where George Lucas is concerned.
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Case in point:
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Stormtrooper 1: Look -- droid parts.
Stormtrooper 2: The footsteps lead off in this direction. Let's go.
Stormtrooper 1: We'd be making much better time if we didn't have all these dewbacks slowing us down.
Stormtrooper 2: We have -- hey, where did those come from?
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Other treasured bits:
[quote]C3PO: Another fine mess you've gotten us into, dipstick.[/quote[
Every great comedy duo has a tall skinny one and a short fat one who communicates in gibberish.
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Luke: He what? Is he trying to get me killed?
C3PO: I wouldn't be at all surprised, sir.
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I sense an emerging theme.
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Luke: Is that a lightsaber? I've always wanted to play with one of those. Schwing! Schwing!
Obi-Wan: You don't have to make the sounds.
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ROFL!
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Obi-Wan: I've found a pilot to take us to Alderaan.
Luke: You're going to let that thing fly us?
Chewbacca: Rooowwoorrrr!
Solo: Watch your mouth, kid. Wookiees don't take kindly to insults.
Luke: I wasn't talking about the Wookiee.
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Heheheheh...Wookiees.
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Imperial Soldier: Is there anybody in there?
Solo: No!
Imperial Soldier: The ship appears to be deserted, sir.
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Where would heroes be without inept bad guys?
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Solo: We've got fighters on our tail.
(ZAP! ZAP!)
Luke: Yes! Tetris!
Solo: Luke!
Luke: Oh, right. Shooting the Imperial Fighters. Sorry.
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I'm surprised they can hit anything with that targetting grid.
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Leia: So you're just going to take the reward and leave us to die?
Solo: Darlin', sometimes you just gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run just long enough to look like a hero when you come back to save the day.
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Now *that's* how you use song lyrics in a fiver (are you taking notes, me?)
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Leia: Luke Skywalker, for sheer dumb luck, I award you this medal.
Luke: Sweet!
All: Yay!
Leia: And to you, Han Solo, I award this medal for running like a chicken until the last possible second.
Solo: Oo! Shiny!
All: Yay!
Chewbacca: Rooowwoorrrr!
Leia: Sorry, I'm all out.
All: Boo!
(Chewbacca sulks at Ludicrous Speed)
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Poor Chewie. The amount of respect you get in the Star Wars universe is inversely proprotional to the amount of body hair you have.
Very impressive, Kira. A great start to your magnificent octopus.
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