Q: Where do you want me to put this elephant? Under the Christmas tree with the other presents?
A: No, I'm doing it because I just don't appreciate people who try to kill me. I'm funny like that.
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“There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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