Five-Minute Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Tuvok: Praxis is a moon, sir.
Sulu: Shut up. You're not really in this movie anyway.
Hehe. Poor old Tuvok. Still, I'm not sure how I feel about this whole "Tuvok is over a hundred years old" thing. He doesn't look that old to me. I love his cameos in the Generations fiver, too.
Gorkon: Yo, Kirk my homie. How's it hangin'?
Kirk: Umm....riiight. Dinner?
Gorkon: A'ight, dig ya later.
Kirk: Can't wait.
I can't pull of "a'ight." It's a terrible shame, really.
Judge: In the interest of time, you two are both guilty.
Worf: But I didn't get my cameo!
Chang: And I didn't get to do my bad guy bit!
Judge: Too bad.
Poor guy. It's a very thin line to cross, this bringing up of plot points that you're going to be skipping. Very hard to pull off.
Klingon Guard: Martia, Martia, Martia!
Kirk: That wasn't funny.
I'm on the fence on whether it's funny or not.
Chang: Muahahahaha. Check out my ride.
I have to admit it, but unless we're talking Captain's Logs, I've always hated one-line scenes in fivers. I suppose because when you only have one line to work with, the line tends to edge a bit too far into blatant, oh-so-blatant exposition. Not that this isn't a good line, 'cause it is.
Sulu: Ha! You can fire at me now, I'm important too.
I would've been tempted to add:
Kirk (over comm): No, you're not.
Sulu: Awww, that's mean!
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