Best Geek Quotes
The second example is the reason why I had to post this link:
"Microsoft: 'You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.'"
The ninth is something I never saw before, but I immediately thought "that is totally an engineer's response!"
"The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be."
The twenty-second seems a little harsh, but I know how much some geeks hate Windows:
"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."
The forty-ninth is something I've seen many times, but that doesn't make it any less clever:
"Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive."
The sixty-ninth is another old one that you can't read too often:
"Someone once said a million monkeys using a million keyboards could reproduce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Thanks to MySpace, we now know that to be entirely false."
And of course, people who've taken chemistry can appreciate the hundred-and-first:
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate.
Zeke: It comes
nateurally to him.
mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea.
Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity.
Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.