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Old 10-03-2004, 01:54 PM
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Top Ten Ways Individual Trek Characters would Change A Lightbulb:

10: Deanna Troi would feel the lightbulbs pain, but wouldn't actually be able to change it herself. She'd make someone else do it.
9: Seven of Nine wouldn't change the lightbulb. Seeing is irrellivant.
8: Picard would sew it back in. ("make it sew" :wink: )
7: Chakotay would tell it an ancient legend about how long ago his forefathers had changed the lightbulb of life. Eventually, it would become so bored it would change itself.
6: Quark would sell the lightbulb as an ancient artifact, then dismantle the light fittings and sell them too.
5: Scotty would claim the lightbulb cannie take much more o' this.
4: Janeway would only change the bulb if it was needed to see her coffee mug.
3: Porthos would eat the lightbulb, thinking it was cheese.
2: Malcolm would shoot it, and ask questions later, claiming it was a threat the the ship.
1: Naomi Wildman would stand on a chair and change it, coz its the only way she could reach it.

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