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ost_uid0]Morpheus: Nyah nyah, you can't hit me!
Neo: Oh yeah? [i
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Morpheus: Ha! Missed me!
Neo: No fair, you're not supposed to move! Take [i
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[i
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Neo: Yikes! What happened? I'm frozen in position and I can't see anything except this painfully bright blueness!
Morpheus: Keep calm and wait. Somebody must have tried to print something. Just hold still until someone reboots our hard drive.[/quote
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With the option of tacking this on as an ending:
[quote
ost_uid0]Neo: Well, at least I can still speak. Hey, I know! I can save us both from boredom by singing a song. "[insert some awful song here, like the Barney song or something]..."
Morpheus: AARRGH! That's it, you are so going to go down. Literally.
Neo: Eep![/quote
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