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Old 06-14-2003, 07:34 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]This section isn't really inspiring me, but here are three to choose from:

[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] I'm a child of Zion.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] You're a child of a mountain?
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Sigh. The first thing I'm uploading to you is a copy of the Torah.

[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Zion is where all the cool people hang out.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Is it on top of a mountain?
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] No, it's near the center of the Earth where it's still warm.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Then how are all the people there cool?

[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Did you get much sleep last night?
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] No.
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] You will tonight. I'm going to upload [iost_uid0]Star Trek: The Motion Picture[/iost_uid0] to you tonight including the deleted "Memory Wall" scenes.[/colorost_uid0]
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