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The [iost_uid0]Doctor Who[/iost_uid0] fivers continue! Scooter suggested I pull this one out because it's got the same setting as our last original Trek fiver, "Spectre of the Gun," and that seemed a good idea. Here's "The Gunfighters," Scooter's third contribution to our growing Who collection. I have got a fun update planned for tomorrow -- click here for a hint.[/colorost_uid0] Edited By Zeke on 1089084247
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh my dear lord.
Am I really ready to see Trek haiku by Zeke, Kira, and numerous insane resident forumgoers? [iost_uid0]HELL YES.[/iost_uid0] Or, something entirely different. That's good too. [iost_uid0]::wanders off, whistling::[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Canada decides.
I find this very funny. Ha ha. Zeke loses. My God, if this is the best [iost_uid0]I[/iost_uid0] can do, I shudder to imagine the horrors unleashed by the 5MV staff. Back, humorous devils! -- Wowbagger: Tried to register, but made some kind of mistake.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Steven and Dodo: We're dressed up like cowboys!
Doctor: You look ridiculous. Wyatt Earp: I agree. You're under arrest. Dodo: Who are you, the marshal? Earp: No, fashion police. You're being charged under Section 3 of the Marty McFly Act. Steven: Aw, I wanna be a cowboy. (sings) "Git along little dogies..." Earp: Great gravy, just go away.[/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Billy: You must be Doc Holliday's henchman. Steven: I'm no gunfighter. I'd never even get near the spectre of a gun. Billy: I don't believe you. All right, sucker, sing! Steven: Aren't you supposed to be shooting at my feet? Billy: That's "dance." But since you insist... Steven: "O m' darlin', o m' darlin', o m' darlin' Clementiiiiiine...!" Barkeeper: My brain is exploding! Make him stop! Billy: Never! Bwhahahaha! [/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Chekov: What a crummy episode. At least ours had a cool hypnosis scene. Steven: At least ours had sets. Chekov: ...And endless, awful singing. We never did that. Doctor: You're forgetting "The Way to Eden." Chekov: I try to, anyway.[/quoteost_uid0] Heehee, Very funny! Maybe one day I`ll even get the chance to *watch* this show.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hehehe. Very, very funny indeed, Scooter.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Billy: Shame we don't know what he looks like. Barkeep, do you know Doc Holliday?
Barkeeper: Holliday... Holliday... Oh yeah, I remember. Elderly chap. Long white hair, pointy nose. Haven't seen him in six months.[/quoteost_uid0] Heheheh. [quoteost_uid0]Ike: Looking for Doc Holliday, la la la ... Hey, old timer! Are you the doctor who -- Doctor: Yes. Ike: That was easy. Doc: Glad I was still in back for that. ... Doctor: Oh. Well, ignorant ruffian, clearly "DH" stands for ... er ... (points guns at Clantons) "Dis is a Holdup!" Clantons: (gasp) Earp: Nice save. Too bad holdups are illegal in this town. I shall have to ask you to accompany me to the station. Doctor: It's a fair cop. ... Phineas: Holliday and those Earps are gonna pay for killing my brother Tuna Melt. Holliday: That Johnny Ringo's gonna pay for stealing my gal. Ringo: They're all morons. I'm going to use the Clantons as bait, then fall on the Earps from behind. Everybody dies! Yeehah! Steven: Note to self: Invent Kevlar. Immediately. ... Billy: 'Tis a far, far better thing I do -- GAK! Ringo: I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden with -- GAK![/quoteost_uid0] :lol: :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]'Right, then. That was silly.
Imagine it would have been even better if I'd seen the ep in question. Will rectify at some point.[/colorost_uid0]
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