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Sorry to disappear -- couldn't get online yesterday. Here at last is the next fiver of Enterprise Week: Five-Minute "The Council." By the way, our announcement has finally been posted at TrekToday. If you just came here from there, welcome to Five-Minute Voyager! This site has a [iost_uid0]lot[/iost_uid0] of sections and content -- a good place to start is the About section, which explains what we're about and how the site works.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Dolim: Good news, Council. I killed Degra and I'd do it again. Also, we're taking control of the weapon. And I poisoned all your Cheerios.
Sloth Xindi: This is an outrage! You'll start a civil war! Dolim: Who doesn't like civil wars? Walrus Xindi: You know full well you can't fire the weapon without three species' command codes. Dolim: Funny you should mention Hoshi.... [/quoteost_uid0] I think the only thing that could have made this fiver better is if you could have tied in a "The Q and the Grey" reference. GREAT job. [quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: These emotions are giving me a headache. Phlox: We can't have that. Headaches discourage sex. Here, take an Advil. [/quoteost_uid0] Classic![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hehe, Great Fiver as always Zeke. I hope the insectoids like my hair too. :et::[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Hawkins: Remind me, which one of you is being affected by the Trellium-D?
Mayweather: T'Pol. You can tell because she's flying us directly at the sphere. Hawkins: Ah. (pause) Mayweather and Hawkins: AAAAAAAA! [/quoteost_uid0] Zeke, your fivers are getting better and better (and denser with references, I think). Congratulations![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Giant Mechanical Arm: YOINK!
Hawkins: GAK! Reed: Noooo! They got rid of Hawk, girl! T'Pol: Yes, we all know you didn't like the Justice League season finale. Can we move on? [/quoteost_uid0] GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh man. Too funny. Good one, Zeke! [/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid5][quoteost_uid5]Hawkins: You're expecting me to say "I remember it made me sick to my stomach," right? Well, ha! I did great in zero-G!
(pause) Hawkins: I just volunteered for the mission, didn't I? Reed: See you at Shuttlepod One. Evil Transdimensional Being: It's not too late to un-betray us, Degra. We'll even refund your thirty pieces of silver. Degra: I'm never trusting you again. All you ever do is lie. Evil Transdimensional Being: Oh yeah? "I am lying." Degra: That only works on robots. (BOOM) Degra: And apparently my first officer. ... Sato: If I can translate Porthos's diary, I can translate anything. ... Dolim: Good news, Council. I killed Degra and I'd do it again. Also, we're taking control of the weapon. And I poisoned all your Cheerios.[/quoteost_uid5] :lol: :lol:[/colorost_uid5]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Woo! Good stuff!
[quoteost_uid0]Evil Transdimensional Being: The unfavourable timelines are getting stronger, or some such. Evil Transdimensional Being 2: We must destroy Enterprise. Evil Transdimensional Being 3: Agreed. Evil Transdimensional Being: Good. Next item: getting lower-wattage light bulbs for this place. [/quoteost_uid0]Heh. [quoteost_uid0]Archer: Focus, people. We need as much evidence as possible to convince the Xindi Council. Where could we get some more? T'Pol: We could search one of the spheres. Perhaps there will be an optolythic data rod containing proof of the sphere-builders' treachery. Degra: That would be too convenient. My people would think it was a faaaaaaaaaaake. [/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Reed: Corporal, do you remember your zero-G combat training? Hawkins: You're expecting me to say "I remember it made me sick to my stomach," right? Well, ha! I did great in zero-G! (pause) Hawkins: I just volunteered for the mission, didn't I? Reed: See you at Shuttlepod One. [/quoteost_uid0]Heheheh. [quoteost_uid0]Degra: That was easy. You should particularly watch out for Dolim, the leader of the reptilians. There's a story... apparently his grandson was born slightly deformed, and.... Archer: And? Degra: ...and Dolim ate his own grandson's dog. Archer: That's inhuman! [/quoteost_uid0]I'll confess; this went right over my head. [quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: Zimbabwe! Whether kitchen eats the photocopier or air truck infringes? BANK ERROR IN YOUR FAVOUR! -------------------- T'Pol: I had no idea. Incorporated pterodactyl fiber. Muskoxen. [/quoteost_uid0]And the mome raths outgrabe. [quoteost_uid0]Archer: Don't worry about these conflicts -- when I was in the future, I found out that one day humans and Xindi will live together in harmony. Degra: That's a tall order. Six-part harmony is difficult to arrange. [/quoteost_uid0]Parallel 5ths? Pfft! :lol: [quoteost_uid0]Reed: Noooo! They got rid of Hawk, girl! [/quoteost_uid0]Heh. Now, where have I heard [iost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0] before? Another winner, [bost_uid0]Zeke[/bost_uid0]. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Unforgiveable Pun of the Day: [quoteost_uid0]Degra: They also left behind some Avian mineral water.
[/quoteost_uid0] Shame. Sab :eyeroll:[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]^ Yeah, I liked the mineral water joke.
Great fiver, Zeke. As always.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]This week has not been good for my ENT fiver addiction. And I was just getting those unleashed emotions under control.
Great job Zeke, as per usual. -- Wowbagger: Yeah. This is a signature.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Awesome Fiver![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Archer: Focus, people. We need as much evidence as possible to convince the Xindi Council. Where could we get some more?
T'Pol: We could search one of the spheres. Perhaps there will be an optolythic data rod containing proof of the sphere-builders' treachery. Degra: That would be too convenient. My people would think it was a faaaaaaaaaaake. [/quoteost_uid0] LOL, this DS9 reference was excellent, lots of other great references as well [/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Quinalla"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Archer: Focus, people. We need as much evidence as possible to convince the Xindi Council. Where could we get some more?
T'Pol: We could search one of the spheres. Perhaps there will be an optolythic data rod containing proof of the sphere-builders' treachery. Degra: That would be too convenient. My people would think it was a faaaaaaaaaaake. [/quoteost_uid0] LOL, this DS9 reference was excellent, lots of other great references as well [/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0] [color=#000000ost_uid0]When you think about it ... [quoteost_uid0]Walrus Xindi: Ant Xindi:
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[quoteost_uid0="mudshark"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Degra: That was easy. You should particularly watch out for Dolim, the leader of the reptilians. There's a story... apparently his grandson was born slightly deformed, and....
Archer: And? Degra: ...and Dolim ate his own grandson's dog. Archer: That's inhuman! [/quoteost_uid0]I'll confess; this went right over my head.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0] [color=#000000ost_uid0]In the original episode, the rumour was that Dolim had his grandson poisoned. My version is just another reference to the chili joke.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]^ Okay. Thought it sounded like a chili joke, but hadn't seen the episode and thus wasn't sure.[/colorost_uid0]
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