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Yorkshiremen: The Game
You can probably guess the rules - it's basically the Four Yorkshiremen sketch from Monty Python.
TV isn't what it was back when I were a lad. We had *proper* programmes back then, that ye could really sink yer teeth into.
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Ay up. Thar's nobbut t'doi what can give summat loik...*trails off into stream of unintelligible gibberish*
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TV? When I was a lad there was no TV. All we had was a brick. And that have no other channels.
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A brick? You had a brick? Where I lived, if you had a brick, you got treated like royalty! Why, there were only two houses on our whole street that had bricks - everyone else had to make do with watching paint dry on the walls. And that was if you had walls!
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Street? You lived on a street? In my town, we didn't 'ave any streets. We 'ad a path, an' I'm bein' generous calling it that. Thing was so rough you'd wear through a pair o' shoes ev'ry two weeks, an' that was if you even 'ad shoes. An' most o' th' 'ouses in town weren't near the path. If you wanted to visit someone, you 'ad to take a knife and 'ack your way through the bushes for a couple o' hours. I won't even say 'ow long it took me to get to school ev'ry day.
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You had a knife!? When I was your age we didn't have knives. We were lucky if we had a spork! We had to carve our way out of the plants and jungles with a spoon.
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