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January 21
Here's Derek's latest Smallville fiver, "Lockdown." Next week is the big 100th episode, Kryptonian Nazis and all, so don't miss it. (Sorry the macro-update's still not done. Lousy couple of days. Fortunately, tomorrow is the perfect day for it.)
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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Re: January 21
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Okay, there's something wrong with that fiver link.
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Apologies to Zeke for yet another Smallville fiver with the word sex in it.
Incidently, as a note to the producers of Smallville, when I wrote: Quote:
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ARRRRRGH. I was SURE I had uploaded that properly. All right, PHP gods, I get it -- no more putting off adding an error-checking routine to my fiver.php files.
To explain Derek's post, every time I check the referrals now I find at least one Smallville-sex-related Google search. The pairings vary, but "sex" is always in there. Scooter: No, that was an October 2003 resolution broken many times since. It's not practical to avoid a word that common. See also "soon."
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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“Allow me to show you the door!” (Points) “Look. The door. It’s the wooden thing with the knob.” –Pancho, The Asparagus of La Mancha , VeggieTales Candace: (gasp) The square root of 'soon' is 'never'! The Doctor: It was all in the job title: Head of human resources. Lance: This time, it's personnel. To God be the glory. ><> |
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Surely "Smallville sex" is better than "Dalek sex" though...
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(ba-dum chhh)
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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(De-de-dip-de-dip, de-de-dip-de-dip, de-de-dip-de-dip, DIP!)
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LexHammered! :lol: ::blows Zeke kisses::
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Today, do not anger; do not worry; be thankful; work diligently; be kind to others. |
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Is the shirt on the right there a Lands' End navy, yellow and a lighter blue striped one? I had one of those! In fact, most of my wardrobe is ordered from Lands' End. Great company.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers |
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