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Old 01-03-2008, 06:07 AM
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For today's update, I've brought the main pages of our This Just In and Top 10 subsites up to date. Baby steps, people.

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[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
[03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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Old 01-03-2008, 06:25 AM
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Kudos, Z. I'm reminded of that mincing tip-toe scurry that cartoon characters sometimes do to imply that they're "stealth walking," a tactic that inevitably fails because the soundtrack plays a distinctive note for each step.
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Old 01-03-2008, 01:35 PM
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Looking good, Z.
O to be wafted away
From this black aceldama of sorrow;
Where the dust of an earthy today
Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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Old 01-04-2008, 03:01 PM
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Reread some of the top 10's, and couldn't help noticing #3 for "The Top 10 Christmas Presents for Enterprise Villains":

The Klingons: A revolutionary but ultimately temporary planetwide forehead-smoothing program
Is this one of those "life imitates parody" things?
"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?"
"I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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Old 01-05-2008, 06:00 AM
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Does sort of look that way, doesn't it?
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Old 01-08-2008, 11:52 PM
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What! Zeke's not dead!

Is this the longest he's ever gone without an update?

How far can he stretch the definition of soon?
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