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09-27-2003, 09:05 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: We're all going to the swimming at the pool. Wanna join?A: Just as soon as you do.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#1622
09-27-2003, 09:16 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: How soon would you kill yourself to save humanity?A: I shouldn't have told Sa'ar to save his own postcount back when I was going after Nan's.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1623
09-27-2003, 09:23 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why are you crying, catalina_marina?A:Calculators are for wimps![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1624
09-27-2003, 09:29 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: You're trying to calculate the square root of 1118421781? Why not use a calculator?A: Clean your mess. Now.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1625
09-27-2003, 09:33 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I'm the person who wrote time-travel into Voyager...A: This guy said so.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1626
09-27-2003, 09:37 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: How do you know the Cardassians are about to invade Federation space?A: I'd run, but I see I'm surrounded...[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1627
09-27-2003, 09:42 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So Neo, I have you now! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!A: Not now, I'm busy torturing this tribble to death[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#1628
09-27-2003, 09:45 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Say, Gringar, er, Kodu, could you help me with my homework?A: Cold outside, warm indoors, why do you think?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1629
09-27-2003, 09:46 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Can you help me make William Shatner's toupee?A: The sun set on the scene. Darn.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1630
09-27-2003, 09:48 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why are the players at the pub, and how do I fix this sock?A: Fabricati diem, pvnc.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1631
09-27-2003, 09:49 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Something's going horribly wrong here. Quick, make a Discworld reference!oints to airlock}I hate it when I can't think of an answer fast enough AARG! A: Well hurry up then![/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#1632
09-27-2003, 09:51 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: You see, I want to take this boy out to the holodeck, but he's leaving in a day. What should I do?A: You're all evil. And nuts.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1633
09-27-2003, 09:53 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Quit being sarcastic. And no stating the obvious either!A: There there, Daddy'll get you another Illithid to play with.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#1634
09-27-2003, 09:56 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Please prove my previous statement.A: And the cloouuuuds are so niiiiiiiice...[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1635
09-27-2003, 09:57 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Stop hallucinating too.A: The paladin, who else?[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#1636
09-27-2003, 09:59 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So someone has to sacrifice his life so that the rest of the party can survive. Who volunteers?A: Try rebooting. It works sometimes.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1637
09-27-2003, 10:01 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So how do I get this lazy rogue to actually do something useful? I've already tried kicking him with my boot.A: I'm not here right now, please leave a message after your inevitable death.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#1638
09-27-2003, 10:05 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Captain, this is ensign Redshirt. Can you save--A: I'm not here and I don't care what you have to say, so please leave a message after the non-existing beep. Don't kick the rogue.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1639
09-27-2003, 10:08 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What is the message on the answering machine of a sociopath?A: To torture or not to torture, that is the question. Kick the rogue![/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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09-27-2003, 10:12 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS! Which reminds me of that question I thought up a couple of hours ago... Why are you doing this to me?A: Don't you mean "To die or not to die"?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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