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ost_uid0]Q: Dazed. Confused. Looks like a man wearing a top hat who wande--A: Ack! That song is so derivative, they should confine it to calculus class![/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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ost_uid0]Q: Have you heard the "new" song the man... No I'm not even going to say it. The song that man you're all obsessed about, is singing?A: Read my lips. This is an answer.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Can you help me? I need an answer quick!A: If you realy think thats going to work on me, you've got another thing coming![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: *Waves hand* There is no man wearing a top hat, and if you don't believe me, ask Spoon Boy.A: Don't mind me, I'm just in denial.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Why arent you talking obbsessevly talking about the dazed and confused man in the top hat who wanders malls and now owns a top-hat,purse, shoe and domain-name emporium, and has had a movie made about him?A: And WHAT does that have to do with the man in the top hat, pudding, LOTR, POTC, pie, OR John?[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: I WON THE LOTTERY! I WON THE LOTTERY! I can't believe it, but I won the LOTTE--A: Stop that man! He's stealing my butter![/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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ost_uid0]Q: Quick, I need some butter! John's body stopped up a drain, and we need butter to get him out, or else there will be a big flood.A: Where did you say you were from again?[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: I'm from *static* in *static*. It's just south of *garbled* and just East of *cat hit mute button*.A: Man. In top hat. Wanders around malls in a dazed and confused manner.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Are you experiencing a 17-like crash?A: It's not about John, pizza, pie, PotC, LotR, or pudding, and there were no others.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: What's the new "Matrix:Apoligigy For Revulotions" about?A: Confused man in a top hat who is dazed by wandering around malls kills John. With a rusty axe. 47 times.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: What are you going to become if you stay obsessed with this top hat thing?A: My name is Katy, but don't let it go to your head.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Wow! Arent you? No, you couldnt be...WOW! It's...YOU! I'm overwhelmed!A: Dazed. Confused. Man in a top hat wandering around malls.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] How would you describe a dazed, confused man wandering around malls in a top hat?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Pie.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: What's cryptic, obscure, and yummy?A: Dazzling. Confusing. Looks like a man in a top hat.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Ooh, pie, bright shiny pie, bright shiny cryptic pie flying high in the sky![b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Here.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: There?A: Man. Wandering. Dazed and confused.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Opium, I forgot what the new forum obsession is. Could you remind me?A: I was being sarcastic. Geez.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: You really think "The Man in the Top Hat" would make a good movie staring Johnny Depp and Karl Urban? A: You know what I think on the subject.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you think "The Man in the Top Hat" [i ost_uid0]should[/i ost_uid0] make a movie starring Johnny Depp and Karl Urban?A: Drunk. But just a little.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you think is wrong with that man who is hurling in a top hat? A: Those are the items stored in the man's top hat[/color ost_uid0]
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