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[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hey, maybe we could start a new Topic Title, like, [iost_uid0]only[/iost_uid0] for the newbies who, like, weren't here for the original.

And maybe then we could, like, hide it, so we don't get killed.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Excuse me, Neo, but I created "the man who wanders around malls dazed and confused in a top hat" (all variations).
You just added to it and perpetuated it for me


Anyways, it's still waiting to be tenned:
Top Ten LOTR/Trek series crossover eps[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You did [iost_uid0]all[/iost_uid0] of them, methinks. Except maybe the John ones.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yeah, 17 started that, right?

About TT, well, it's risky... [color=#CCCCCCost_uid0]But I'm in[/colorost_uid0] [/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Me? I've never even SEEN Topic Title. And I just particpate in and Group Adaption Story and Answer-Question game.
As for the rest...okay, yah I'm guilty of all of them; but arent we all?

By the way, anyone remember that time that John died from poisened chilli pie and Porthos ate some cheese and the Top Hat Man wandered around in a dazed and confused manner and the cast of LOTR did the Tango and the cast of POTC won the Synchronized Swimming competition?
Or did I just create that? [/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]By the way, anyone remember that time that John died from poisened chilli pie and Porthos ate some cheese and the Top Hat Man wandered around in a dazed and confused manner and the cast of LOTR did the Tango and the cast of POTC won the Synchronized Swimming competition?[/quoteost_uid0]
I think so, yes, yes, no, and no, sorry. [/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Eek, don't look now! :O[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]*sniff* Let us all have a moment of silance in memory of topic title


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Ok, moment over :lol:[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Katy Jane"][quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"]Eek, don't look now! :O[/quoteost_uid0]
*sniff* Â Â Let us all have a moment of silance in memory of topic title

Ok, moment over :lol:[/quoteost_uid0]
Ack, I'm so confused. I can't follow the link because it's blocked by my firewall, so I'll completely at a loss.

Guess now I know how you people who've successfully led Who-free lives feel reading the Who fivers. ("O.K. ... in joke, in joke, in joke, oh yay! Trek reference! in joke, in joke, in joke...")

:S Â [/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Opium"]Top Ten LOTR/Trek series crossover eps[/quoteost_uid0]
10. Picard and Crusher must climb Mount Doom while handcuffed together
9. Merry and Pippin take over Quark's bar but manage to drink all of the stock
8. Worf visits Moria, where he discovers his grandfather was a discommendated Balrog
7. Arwen wanders dreamily through the corridors of the Enterprise and becomes trapped in a static warp bubble, but no one cares
6. Heroes of the Battle of the Black Gate recostumed in nice new red tunics
5. Boromir succumbs to his lust for Troi, who gently lets him down by telling him that stringing along two boyfriends has her pretty occupied as it is
4. Sisko visits the Grey Havens and takes two months off to build another boat, then sails off to the Uttermost West in the season cliff(yawn)hanger
3. Picard agrees to mind-meld with Saruman, then spends the rest of the episode making stentorian pronouncements about the annihilation of man while Saruman, having successfully transferred his negative emotions to Picard, carries Frodo piggy-back to the Cracks of Doom
2. Elrond visits Janeway and, urging her to be who she was meant to be, gives her the superpowered, kill-em-all, assault phaser rifle of her ancestors

And the Number One LOTR/Trek Crossover Episode:

1. Gollum and Smeagol are trapped in the matter/antimatter corridor, where they will whine at each other for all eternity




Next:

Top Ten Unlikely New Power Sources for Federation Vessels[/colorost_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Unlikely Power Sources for Federation Starships:

10. Spamcake
9. Potatos
8. Hypermatter
7. The Souls of the Living
6. Leola Root
5. Lithium
4. The Souls of the Dead
3. Water
2. Artificial Quantum Singularities...no, wait...

And the Most Unlikely Powersource for a Federation Starship:

1. Kirk's Ego

Next: The Top Ten Favourite Snackfoods of the Dominion

Gatac[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Top Ten Favourite Snackfoods of the Dominion:

10. Spamcake
9. Potatos
8. Hypermatter
7. The Souls of the Living
6. Leola Root
5. Lithium
4. The Souls of the Dead
3. Water
2. Artificial Quantum Singularities...no, wait...

And Number One Top Ten Favourite Snackfood of the Dominion:

1. Kirk's Ego





Next: Trek Characters' Top Ten Most Peculiar Ancestors[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]10. Troi: Dr Phil
9. Kirk: Pres. Clinton
8. Spock: Elrond
7. Bashir: Bond. James Bond.
6. Paris: John Sheridan
5. Sisko: Ann Hesch
4. Q:PM. Paul Martin
3. Picard: Professor X
2. Wesley:Top Hat Man (because he keep coming back, and back, and back...)
1. Porthos: *edited for chilli joke*


Top Ten Reasons Archer is a bigger stud than Kirk[/colorost_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Scooter: If I were a photoshop guru, this would now prompt me to create a package of breakfast cereals, with a thumbs-up! Kirk on the cover and "Kirk's Ego (Now 12% more flamboyant!)" as writing.

Top Ten Reasons Archer is a bigger stud than Kirk:

10. T'Pol vs. Spock? 'nuff said.
9. He knows how to lose a fight - greatest turn-on for the sensitive chicks.
8. He's really the first guy out there, so anything Kirk said about "Going boldy where no man has gone before" is bunk anyway.
7. Going out into the universe with a ship like the NX-01? That takes a lot of cojones. Ladies love that.
6. Kirk just beat up other actors. Archer has to deal with CG-freakin'-I.
5. Deep male friendship with Trip? This guy doesn't just reel in the ladies...
4. Time Traveller Miles - have you seen their gift shop? Mama! Anyone with a bunch of flowers might just as well give up.
3. Kirk ripped his shirt for every cheap bimbo. Archer's more choosy. Unattainable = Sexy.
2. He knows how to do it "Porthos style, baby!" That is, look puppy-eyed and whelp. Strong man who can be submissive? Major turn-on.

And the Number 1 reason Archer is a bigger stud than Kirk:

1. Since he's one of the main contestants in the Temporal Cold War, that makes him something of a future James Bond. James Bond >> James Kirk. QED.

Next: Top Ten Anchors of the Federation News Network

Gatac[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[quoteost_uid0="Scooter"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Katy Jane"][quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"]Eek, don't look now! :O[/quoteost_uid0]
*sniff* Â Â Let us all have a moment of silance in memory of topic title

Ok, moment over :lol:[/quoteost_uid0]
Ack, I'm so confused. I can't follow the link because it's blocked by my firewall, so I'll completely at a loss.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]The link leads to an old copy of the front page of the forum, the most recent post in misc. was topic title...

... Topic title, just incase no one has explained it yet, is an old thread that reached many many many pages (and was lost in the great server wipe of '03 which convenitly happened only days ([iost_uid0]maybe[/iost_uid0] weeks) after it was anounced that they were nolonger going to back that thread up. :eyeroll:

the format was simple... insted of posting like we normaly post, you discribed what you would be posting... like this.

[quoteost_uid0]Comment on the prevous post. Random statment having nothing to do with any thing else prevously discussed[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[quoteost_uid0="Katy Jane"][color=#000000ost_uid0]The link leads to an old copy of the front page of the forum, the most recent post in misc. was topic title...[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]... But the link to topic title doesn't work.

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[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hand count of those innocent of any involvement with original incident. Sly glance around for any sign of smiting preperations.

Concealment of intentions by pretense that purpose of post is the providing of relevent link.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I believe they have it saved in a vault somewhere, and with high security.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Mention she had indeed nothing to do with it, but *has* seen the thread before.

Assertion of the opposite of above statement by Neo. Expression of belief that it went through paperbit-shredder, was burnt, and [iost_uid0]then[/iost_uid0] locked in an otherwise empty vault, only openable from the inside. Agreement with the high security part.[/colorost_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Display of total disbelief. Shaking of head regarding the overwhelming triviality of forum activities gravitating towards no particular goal other than the creation of pointless white noise in an ocean of comparatively sense-deprived information. Promise to cut down on usage of big words and run-on sentences.

Repetition of Poster's Name due to belief in archaic ritual know as "signing"[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Quote of Gatac's [quoteost_uid0]Shaking of head regarding the overwhelming triviality of forum activities gravitating towards no particular goal other than the creation of pointless white noise in an ocean of comparatively sense-deprived information. [/quoteost_uid0]

Expression of disbelief, concern that perhaps Gatac has failed to notice One-by-One Story, Word Association, A&Q, present thread, etc.[/colorost_uid0]