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ost_uid0]Q: My House is pink, my car is pink, all my clothes are pink, and I live on Pink Street. However, my favorite color is red.A: The previous comment was made up and does not represent reality.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: We all live in a yellow submarine.A: I like to work at being lazy.[/color ost_uid0]
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Sig v8.2.2 No, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to go and do it anyway. *pokes avatar* Made by a good LJ friend. Thanks Ani! Dark Blues: I'm going to kill you! Enzan: Not if I kill me first! Dark Blues: You...are aware my goal is accomplished either way, right? Enzan: ...Yeah... |
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ost_uid0]Q: Bob, tell me that you are working on something. A: Im not working hard, im hardly working[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Wow! You working really hard on that Pun Vocab assignment!A: Apu said so, that's why.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Why do I have to say this to the Captain?A: Attention Crew, due to a tragic event, you will have a substitute captain. I left a duty list for you all to do until I return to duty. Please be nice to the substitute, for she will report any misbehaved crew members upon my return.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Captain, I think you should explain to the crew why Hoshi is walking around with a tiara.A: Mayweather, there are times when you just have stay quiet and listen.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Mayweather: ...A: Well, of course I won't mention the Top Hat Man. Whoops![/color ost_uid0]
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Sig v8.2.2 No, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to go and do it anyway. *pokes avatar* Made by a good LJ friend. Thanks Ani! Dark Blues: I'm going to kill you! Enzan: Not if I kill me first! Dark Blues: You...are aware my goal is accomplished either way, right? Enzan: ...Yeah... |
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ost_uid0]Q: What haven't we done in twelve posts and will continue to not do?A: There's klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow[/color ost_uid0]
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The Zeke has faltered. You must bring the Restoration...The time of the Reckoning is at hand. It is the end...Or the beginning. The user formerly known as Itachi |
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ost_uid0]Q: What is William Shatner's new record called?A: I think Enterprise based him on Top Hat Man...with a little John mixed in.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Who does Daniels (that future guy on Enterprise) remind you of?A: We could always go over or under instead of around it. It is a 3D universe, right?[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] No! A nebula that will melt our brains if we go through! 5 years to get around it. 1 year to go through it. We have no choice. Doc, prepare the stasis pods.[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Yes, we can. You're not thinking four-dimensionally.[/color ost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry |
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ost_uid0]Q: We could just go across Canada...I dont think we can go "diagonally updown frontback aroundthrough" to get from Toronto to Vancouver...A: So you're saying...if I do this, there will be consequences?[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: From this day forward, you might not want to mention [deleted by the Forbidden Characters Police] anymore.A: Don't you know he already has one?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, I can give John a Top Hat for his birthdayA: Well..umm...Well...ahhh...Well...no actually[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you want to date T'Pol?A: I don't think Top Hat Man or John will like that very much.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: The only solution is to kill Top Hat Man [i ost_uid0]and[/i ost_uid0] John, and make sure they DON'T COME BACK.A: Well yes, but... That doesn't mean you can just take it![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: i thought this was my shipA: No, due to international copyright laws it is not godzilla it only looks like hime, but still we should run like it is godzilla![/color ost_uid0]
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The Zeke has faltered. You must bring the Restoration...The time of the Reckoning is at hand. It is the end...Or the beginning. The user formerly known as Itachi |
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ost_uid0]Q: Wow, is that godzilla?A: I will not be able to avoid saying those phrases, sorry.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: I want you to stop saying those forbidden phrases.A: If you do, then you will not be able to be back in time to save Earth[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: I think I'm just gonna go save Qo'noS from tribbles or something.A: I speak tlhIngan whenever I want to speak tlhIngan, yaj?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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