Sa`ar, Get an LJ - The Campaign

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]MWAHAHAHAHA![/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I disavow any responsibilty for that (and I still maintain it's a TOS violation).[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]:lol: :lol: :lol:[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I disavow any responsibilty for that (and I still maintain it's a TOS violation).[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Indeed, Star Trek: First Contact WAS in a little violation of the TOS episode "Metamorphosis", but what can you do... Continuity was never among Star Trek`s strongpoints, bwahahahah! [/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Mwahahahahaha!
And i didnt even have to create it for him. [/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ladies and Gentlemen...
Presenting...
The one...
The only...
MY LJ!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/aka_arzosah/[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]And another one bites the dust.

Soon LiveJournal will control [iost_uid0]everyone's[/iost_uid0] lives. MWAHAHA!

*Ahem*

*Waves hand* You didn't hear that, Sa'ar.[/colorost_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I am weak.

Gatac

(PS: Read my LJ, pretty please with three cherries on top )[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Not only do I not intend to get a LiveJournal, I intend to not read anyone else's. So to LJ![/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]There's a good reason for that.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hey, that's [iost_uid0]my[/iost_uid0] anti-blog link. [/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]And it's a very good anti-blog link. However, you've disqualified yourself from using it.

*wanders off imitating Quark imitating Picard in Dogs of War*

~Sa'ar, the Last True Non-Blogger[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]::stakes his claim as second-to-last-true-non-blogger::[/colorost_uid0]

[Derek]

[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]~Sa'ar, the Last True Non-Blogger[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Perhaps, but when I saw the title for this thread (Sa`ar, Get an LJ), I had to read the first post to even figure out what LJ stood for.

[iost_uid0]"Sa`ar, Get an LJ," I say to myself. "Is that
- Sa`ar, Get a Light Javelin? Some Star Wars reference? or,
- Sa`ar, Get a Life, Jerk? or,
- Sa`ar, Get a Lawyer Job? or what?"[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You two don't have a LJ yet either? :O

*Sounds Next Victim Alert*[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ooooo! PHJ first :devil:[/colorost_uid0]

[Kira]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]::: Indicates hiding spot from LJ maniacs :::

Psst! Â Guys, over here![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You can't hide from [iost_uid0]these[/iost_uid0] maniacs. [/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][counts off...]point-yhair-edjed-i...
Nope, one too many letters. [/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]All right, guys, here's the plan. To counter the radical LJ fanatics, we must apply an equal and opposite force.

What we do is, we set up a page of our very own. We don't tell anybody where this page is located, and if anybody finds it, it's password-protected. On this page, we don't post anything that happens to us in our day to day lives. If some interesting thought occurs to us, or we have some idea we want to share, we don't post that, either. Should we come across some uproariously amusing article of net-humor, we can refrain from posting that, as well. Should any visitors penetrate thus far, their comments will be translated to Swahili, then not posted anywhere on the site.

I have no doubt such an effort will be enjoy a tremendous absence of popularity. Millions of people will not visit, and they will be neither awed nor inspired by our lack of work. Perhaps one day, if we don't work hard and devote time and energy, it may even fail to make a real difference to the world at large.

Also, it'll be real easy to upkeep.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Real easy not to upkeep, even.

Why don't we just refrain from creating this page at all?

By the way, I don't have an LJ either. [bost_uid0]And I'll never break![/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]