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#3961
01-07-2005, 04:51 AM
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Q: Are you telling me this game is so old the graphics aren't even 8-bit?
A: Um, okay...but that's a weird order...
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Sig v8.2.2 No, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to go and do it anyway. *pokes avatar* Made by a good LJ friend. Thanks Ani! Dark Blues: I'm going to kill you! Enzan: Not if I kill me first! Dark Blues: You...are aware my goal is accomplished either way, right? Enzan: ...Yeah... 
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#3962
01-07-2005, 02:12 PM
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Q: I would like a Super Space Combo #1, a Black Hole Pie, and a date with you.
A: Hold on, I will need to ask my manager for a price check on that date with me.
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#3963
01-07-2005, 08:06 PM
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Q: I'de like a Big Mac and a date with you.
A: Burt Renolds and I.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3964
01-07-2005, 09:04 PM
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Q) Did you say burt gummer and I? Or should I go ahead and not hide the guns?
A) Okay, now gummer has really gone too far. :roll:
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CO, USS Kep Salu Evil Emperor of the Black Isles....... Yodck: The perfect Anti-Sith butt-whooping, going medival Jedi Master! (Complete with nerve pinches, and strange vulcan sayings spoken in yoda tounge.) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AllianceCommand/ The site of strange things. I reject your reality and subsititute my own!
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#3965
01-07-2005, 09:33 PM
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Q: What has Burt done this time?
A: He's singing That Certain Party
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#3966
01-08-2005, 01:02 AM
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Q: What's he doing?
A: MINE!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#3967
01-08-2005, 01:17 AM
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Q: I got your Cube and I ain't giving it back!
A: Obviously they're on drugs.
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS
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#3968
01-08-2005, 04:09 AM
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Q: Those cubes are flying in circles
A: Using a Borg Sphere as a bowling ball and some Borg Cubes as pins, you can have a good night of bowling by using the tractor beam to bowl the sphere down the lane.
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#3969
01-08-2005, 06:43 AM
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Q: Dang! All these second-hand borg ships and nothing to do!
A: Awfully lonely, it is.
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#3971
01-08-2005, 06:48 AM
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Q: What would you say is your deepest conviction?
A: Now that's one they'll be talking about for a long time!
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#3973
01-08-2005, 06:53 AM
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Q: I heard a giant earthquake shook up the city into the sky!
A: No, no, no, that's colour, not collar!
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#3975
01-08-2005, 07:52 AM
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Q: Who's that dancing in your avatar?
A: Hemline.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3977
01-08-2005, 04:54 PM
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Q: Can you make me an icon with Janeway and Chakotay together?
A: Hairy
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#3978
01-09-2005, 12:39 AM
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Q: Bob Potter?
A: You're not saying anything....
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#3979
01-09-2005, 01:30 AM
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Q: .... ... . .. .... . ..... ...! .... . . ....! ..... . .. .... ..?
A: Purely Verbatim.
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#3980
01-09-2005, 01:40 AM
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Q: What's the term for the borg implants I removed
A: Uh oh, you're screwed now!
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<--yes, I did make that just now, thank you for asking. :3
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