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Old 07-20-2005, 11:47 AM
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Q: We need a new superhero to make fun of, any ideas?

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Old 07-20-2005, 04:27 PM
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Old 07-20-2005, 05:03 PM
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Old 07-20-2005, 05:44 PM
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Old 07-20-2005, 08:06 PM
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A: Mr. Wu knows all!
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Old 07-21-2005, 04:02 AM
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Old 07-21-2005, 04:49 AM
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Old 07-21-2005, 05:01 AM
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Old 07-21-2005, 01:11 PM
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Old 07-21-2005, 07:02 PM
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Old 07-21-2005, 07:52 PM
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Q: What did Mr. Wu say?
A: Oh, it's just that Karl, John and TopHatMan starting threatening Mr. Wu....
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Old 07-21-2005, 08:26 PM
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Q: Why aren't you talking to John, TopHatMan, and Karl?


A: Hey, hey, that's not what I said at all...
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Old 07-21-2005, 09:43 PM
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Old 07-22-2005, 08:42 AM
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A: It's really nice, except for, you know...
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Old 07-22-2005, 01:14 PM
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Old 07-22-2005, 03:45 PM
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Old 07-22-2005, 11:21 PM
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Old 07-22-2005, 11:42 PM
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