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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Halfway through our celebrations, here's today's material:
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, I've got all the cameos, so far. I'll have to go back and check on the worlds thing. Another good batch from all.
Marc, liked these: [quoteost_uid0] Crusher: Computer, viewscreen on. Computer: Why? Crusher: Because the truth is out there. Computer: Very well -- viewscreen on. What does the truth look like? Crusher: Disturbingly like the inside of a very large ping-pong ball. -------- Computer: The spherical universe we occupy is collapsing. Its periphery has just obliterated the forward edge of the ship's saucer section. Crusher: Does that mean that Ten-Forward is now the Restaurant at the End of The Universe? Computer: Very well put. [/quoteost_uid0]Heh. [/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]>> Mirror Garak: This just in: Kira's always evil. <<
Now that's what I call a multi-layered joke. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Crusher: But we do have one! Either that or I've gone completely mad!
Troi: Don't be so categorical. You may simply have gone partially mad. Crusher: That does [iost_uid0]not[/iost_uid0] make me feel better.[/quoteost_uid0] I like the Restaurant at the end of the Universe too. [quoteost_uid0]Reyes: I'm telling you, there has to be some kind of mistake. John was with me. Scully: I think you've misunderstood the whole "Agent Doggett has been shot" situation -- it's the shooter who needs an alibi, not the victim. Follmer: The bullet that shot Doggett came from an FBI weapon, possibly belonging to someone in this room whose initials are M. R. Reyes: But it couldn't have been me! I was with John when he was shot! Scully: You really do have trouble with the concept of an alibi, don't you?[/quoteost_uid0] Great scene.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]My favorite parts were
[quoteost_uid0]Crusher: Computer, viewscreen on. Computer: Why? Crusher: Because the truth is out there. Computer: Very well -- viewscreen on. What does the truth look like? Crusher: Disturbingly like the inside of a very large ping-pong ball. ... Crusher: Does that mean that Ten-Forward is now the Restaurant at the End of The Universe? Computer: Very well put.[/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Doggett: Freeze, dirtbag! Lukesh: By "freeze," do you mean "vanish into thin air and reappear behind me"? Doggett: No, I mean -- Lukesh: (poof) Too late. ... Follmer: The bullet that shot Doggett came from an FBI weapon, possibly belonging to someone in this room whose initials are M. R. Reyes: But it couldn't have been me! I was with John when he was shot! Scully: You really do have trouble with the concept of an alibi, don't you? ... Reyes: There's only one possible explanation for this: a government conspiracy. No, wait, aliens. No, wait, super-soldiers. No, wait -- Doggett: (Parallel universes?) Reyes: Of course! That explains everything! It's a government conspiracy to send super-soldiers to parallel universes to hide evidence of aliens! Doggett: (Or you imagining things) Reyes: Klingons do not imagine things! ... Lukesh's Mother: And what's this score sheet that says "Lukesh 2, FBI 0"? Lukesh: Here, let me update that. (writes on the sheet) Lukesh's Mother: "Lukesh 3, FBI 0, Mom 0"? I don't underst-- GAK! ... Reyes: A minor technicality. Do you have a better plan? Skinner: Yes, but the ninjas won't be here until Tuesday.[/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Zeke: But we're on a different world! And he might not even be a Sheriff on this world. He might just be some loser who practically lives on the internet and makes bad math jokes.[/quoteost_uid0] :O [iost_uid0]OUCH![/iost_uid0] :lol:^3 [quoteost_uid0]Dean: Stop that. I ought to bring all four of you up on charges of battery for throwing that metal object at me. Marc: Would those be positive or negative charges? [/quoteost_uid0] Great work, everyone! [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]By the way, it still says "Through the Looking Glass" on the front page where it should say "Shattered Mirror".
What I've read so far is very funny by the way. I think I'm well on the way to a fatal laughter-induced death.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Fixed, thanks PHJ. So much for my one-day streak of error-free updates. :eyeroll:[/colorost_uid0]
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