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07-20-2003, 06:44 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: You want me to go on a solo away mission to do what to that Borg ship?A: Captain, we are all out of extras to ride with Chakotay on his away mission this week.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-20-2003, 06:53 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Quick, we need a plot for this weeks episode... i mean mission, send Chakotay down to that harmless planet with an ensign, that'll give us something to do for sure.A: don't worry, he'll never know its just me in a Klingon costume.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-20-2003, 07:02 PM
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ost_uid0]Q:Torres, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, then had a bad day in Engineering?A: Captain Tom Paris[/color ost_uid0]
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07-20-2003, 08:10 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What thought sends Janeway bolt upright out of a dead sleep, drenched in sweat?A: Aquellos Ojos Verdes[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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07-21-2003, 01:40 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I vitally need to know the Spanish title of Green Eyes, [iost_uid0]or the world will be [bost_uid0]destroyed![/bost_uid0] Do you know what it is?[/iost_uid0]A: Let me tell you about the Golden Path. The Golden Path of Least Resistance. (Spot the Dune reference!  )[/colorost_uid0]
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#686
07-21-2003, 02:52 AM
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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07-21-2003, 05:37 AM
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07-21-2003, 09:21 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-21-2003, 11:37 AM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-21-2003, 11:39 AM
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ost_uid0]**I have recently been informed that Dune is a game, vaguely resembling Age of Empires, but I am not sure how correct this is as the person then proceeded with an in depth discussion on how you 'build things like buildings,' and began drawing pictures of little hearts with devil horns and cigarettes.**[/colorost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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07-21-2003, 12:06 PM
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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07-21-2003, 12:15 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-21-2003, 12:22 PM
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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07-21-2003, 01:48 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What are you... I mean, what did you... Ehm, what do you do when... What would you say if someone asks you... What is it you told him?A: They say I'm an addict. I can't stop listening to the news.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-21-2003, 09:36 PM
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07-21-2003, 10:59 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's the movie with the other Patrick besides Patrick Stewart where there is lots of dancing and ugly drag costumes?A: I cant say, it's a Sate Stecret.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-21-2003, 11:12 PM
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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07-21-2003, 11:12 PM
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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07-21-2003, 11:15 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-21-2003, 11:16 PM
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ost_uid0]Damn... Q: Catalina, why are you listed as having a criminal record? A: Sa'ar Chasm, Beaker the Mermaid.... ehh, same thing. [/colorost_uid0]
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