Words of Wisdom - by Celeste

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][insert reference to Final Frontier here.][/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I am Locutus of the Borg. this tagline is irrelevant.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Random proverb.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]What are you doing?[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]He who climbs a good tree may receive a boost.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Who's Arcane Mark?"[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]He who builds houses out of cards either has too much time on his hands or sucks at carpentry.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]As you reach for the web, a venomous spider appears. Unable to pull your hand away in time, the spider promptly, but politely, bites you. The venom takes effect quickly causing your lips to turn plaid along with your complexion. You become dazed, and in your stupor you fall from the limbs of the tree. Snap! Your head falls off and rolls all over the ground. The instant before you croak, you hear the whoosh of a vacuum being filled by the air surrounding your head. Worse yet, the spider is suing you for damages.


-- an actual quote from the original Adventure game[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Time flies like an arrow. Â Fruit flies like a banana.


[quoteost_uid0]The internet is a useful tool for discovering where to send dangerous packages to DMs who irritate you.
[/quoteost_uid0]

Like incriminating photos.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]You stole my line! You stole my line! You stole my---


*is mysteriously silenced by an anvil out of nowhere*[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Avoid standing under anvils.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Death is inconvenient. Try to avoid it.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that.

"Only two things are infinite: the Universe and human stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the Universe" - A. Einstein (possibly)[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]If I had known it was harmless, I would have killed it myself.[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Nan"]Avoid standing under anvils.[/quoteost_uid0]
Like most things, that reminds me of a Triangle and Robert comic. Â (Context: they've just returned to the incredibly unhealthy Chinese restaurant where they used to work, the Locust Garden, and are finding that it's almost normal now. The thing barking is their pet inverted capital G, which Robert thinks is a dog.)[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]If You Pass This Point You Will Most Certainly Die. -- sign on birth canal[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Life is a terminal condition.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]If Murphy's Law were true, whenever you tried to take a breath, all the air would be on the other side of the room.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Laws spelt backwards is slaw.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Huh?

Never confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I tried to keep an open mind, but my brain nearly fell out.

(It's a dish.)[/colorost_uid0]