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SigKitty Kidnapped!
Seko The SigKitty Kidnapped!
Jack Sparrow: So why I am here? Opium: Didn’t I tell you? Jack Sparrow: Yes, but I won’t use that knowledge until you befit my namesake with the proper respect. Opium: You mean…*types* this? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Yes. Opium: So you know that TopHatMan and John want to kidnap Seko for taking so much time away from them? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Yes, and this is not very smooth exposition. Opium: But I’m typing it. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: You’re insane. Opium: Back to the topic…TopHatMan and John want Seko. You have to stop them. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Aren’t they rather limited themselves? Opium: Well…you could play along. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: But Ginga’s signature will not change, as you lack the power to hack into her computer. Opium: But… CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: and therefore, TopHatMan and John lack the power. So basically, your plan is dead in the water. Opium: But… CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: And shouldn’t it be Jake who is typing this on his typewriter? Opium: But… CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Just let people look at my picture, okay? Opium: Fine then. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: You do realize this is the reason you do not get much fanfic typing done…you need to start pushing your characters around more. Stand up for yourself, woman! Opium: Okay, I will. Now here, everyone look your picture: [/img]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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