CEASE AND DESIST ORDER FROM TROLL PLAZA

[Anonymous]

Hi,
I am the Mouth of Sauron, Ambassador of Troll Plaza.
My master Jonathan Archer Sith Lord the great sends his welcome from Troll Plaza the Great.

He also sends an order:

Let it be known that...
Jonathan Archer Sith Lord, Admin of T.P.,
Orders Five-minute Forums to disband,
If this order is not headed in 24 hours time,
Our trained Shock Troopers will come in.

I await your reply.