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Old 06-23-2003, 04:21 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Considering the first part... Perhaps...

[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] C'mon, Neo - now you learn everything you'll need - 1001 ways to kick the crap out of everybody.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Say... has anybody ever tried [iost_uid0]talking[/iost_uid0] to these guys?
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Shut up and download.
[iost_uid0](Neo spasms, sizzles, and comes out gasping for breath.)[/iost_uid0]
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Whoa! Give me more!
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Whoops. That was the "woman-in-the-red-dress" program.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] What dress?

Or, on a similar note:

[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] C'mon, Neo - now you learn everything you'll need in order to fight in the Matrix!
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Wow - you guys probably have really sophisticated weapons, huh?
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Shut up and download.
[iost_uid0](Neo spasms, sizzles, and comes out gasping for breath.)[/iost_uid0]
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Whoa! Give me more!
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Whoops. That was the "woman-in-the-red-dress" program.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] What dress?

Or even:

[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] C'mon, Neo - now you learn everything you'll need to fight in the Matrix!
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Will I learn how to defend myself against an Agent armed with a banana?
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Shut up and download.
[iost_uid0](Neo spasms, sizzles, and comes out gasping for breath.)[/iost_uid0]
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Whoa! Give me more!
[bost_uid0]Tank:[/bost_uid0] Whoops. That was the "woman-in-the-red-dress" program.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] What dress?[/colorost_uid0]
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