Words of Wisdom - by Celeste

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]From last night's Letterman show:

[quoteost_uid0]Top Ten Dumb Guy Explanations For Mars Being Close To Earth
10. Somebody must have left their vacuum cleaner running
9. Damn red planet -- you never could trust the Russkies
8. I want pie
7. Who cares? I'm gonna go shoot rats at the dump
6. Mars? Oh, I thought you said Marv
5. The whole galaxy's coming running for Applebee's honey barbecue rib tips
4. Did you say something about marshmallows?
3. Chewbacca -- HELLLLP!
2. Seriously, you got marshmallows?
1. Earth is being Punk'd[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]