Block 8 - Something is wrong with the world

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]This is just a first stab at this, so don't expect too much.

Trinity: Don't bother trying to fib - he knows [iost_uid0]waaay[/iost_uid0] more than you.
Neo: Stop rubbing the whole [iost_uid0]Speed 2[/iost_uid0] thing in already.
(Neo enters the indicated room)
Morpheus: We meet at last Mr. Neo.
Neo: Uhh....likewise.
Morpheus: So I expect you'll have a bucketload of questions that I will now procede to not answer in the most lenghty way possible.
Neo: Couldn't you just tell me that the Matrix is a giant virtual construct that only exists in the minds of the people hooked up to it?
Morpheus: Take all the fun out of it why don't you.

Morpheus: It's quite simple - take the blue pill and you'll wake up tomorrow believing that you spent tonight on the mother of all pub crawls, or you take the red pill, say "there's no place like home", and wake up in the real world.
Neo: I'll take the red pill please Carol.
Morpheus: It's actually part of some vaguely technobabbly stuff that will allow us to loacate your position.
Neo: But I'm right here! Sitting in this chair next to this mirror!
Trinity: What mirror?
Neo: (touches mirrors surface) This one right here....oh, crap.
(CGI kicks in; sliver stuff starts to cover Neo)
Neo: OH CRAAAAA.....

(Neo wakes up in the life support pod thingy)
Neo:....AAAAAP! (looks around) Huh? I guess that must be the worst of that over then.
Big Nasty Looking Robot: Hi there.
(Robot disconscts Neo from cables; pod drains taking Neo with it)
Neo: OHCRAPHEREIGOAGAIN!
(Neo exits chute, falling into water; he is then winched up into a wating hovercraft)
Morpheus: Ah, Alice. Glad you could join us...[/colorost_uid0]