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10-02-2003, 07:33 PM
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 ost_uid0]Well, I think the first scene can't really be bettered from it's present form, but so far I don't like the 'tofu' or the 'Santa' versions of the second. My view is that the whole traitor aspect should be concentrated on, though I'm sure that something better than my attempt can be though of.[/colorost_uid0]
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10-05-2003, 04:43 AM
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ost_uid0]Cypher: When you reinsert me into the Matrix, I want to be rich and famous, perhaps even an actor. Agent: Well, there are only few openings, and you will have to take what we got. Cypher: What do you have available? Agent: Well, we have an opening for A Hot Woman that comes with a Red Dress, or do you want a Homeless Guy in a Subway Station? Cypher: Hmmmm Agent: She's rich Cypher: Deal![/color ost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 05:17 PM
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ost_uid0]*tumbleweed blows past*[/colorost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 10:32 PM
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ost_uid0]If it's poll time, I vote for Derek's first try in its entirety:[quote ost_uid0]Neo: Hey, Cypher, what're you doing?Cypher: Are you implying I'm trying to betray everyone to the Agents? Neo: No. What would make you think I think that? Cypher: Oh, nothing. Smith: If you betray everyone, we'll put you back in the Matrix. Cypher: Make sure I'll be an actor. See if you can't put me in to some summer blockbuster about the nature of reality. Smith: I'll try, but I don't think anyone would buy it. [/quote ost_uid0]However - lots of good versions this time; I'm not going to be bullheaded about this one.  [/colorost_uid0]
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10-08-2003, 12:25 AM
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10-12-2003, 01:13 AM
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ost_uid0]*Crickets chirping*I agree with Standback. This one gets my vote: [quote ost_uid0]Neo: Hey, Cypher, what're you doing?Cypher: Are you implying I'm trying to betray everyone to the Agents? Neo: No. What would make you think I think that? Cypher: Oh, nothing. Smith: If you betray everyone, we'll put you back in the Matrix. Cypher: Make sure I'll be an actor. See if you can't put me in to some summer blockbuster about the nature of reality. Smith: I'll try, but I don't think anyone would buy it.[/quote ost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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10-12-2003, 04:36 AM
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ost_uid0]I like PointyHairedJedi entry:*tumbleweed blows past* This gets my vote, lol[/color ost_uid0]
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10-12-2003, 01:38 PM
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ost_uid0]I'll go for DD's version.[/colorost_uid0]
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10-16-2003, 03:23 AM
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[quote
ost_uid0="NeoMatrix"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Cypher: When you reinsert me into the Matrix, I want to be rich and famous, perhaps even an actor. Agent: Well, there are only few openings, and you will have to take what we got. Cypher: What do you have available? Agent: Well, we have an opening for A Hot Woman that comes with a Red Dress, or do you want a Homeless Guy in a Subway Station? Cypher: Hmmmm Agent: She's rich Cypher: Deal![/color ost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]I quite liked this one. But then, they're all really good...and I know I haven't really been involved in any of this stuff, so I hope I'm not butting in or anything..[/colorost_uid0]
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10-16-2003, 12:30 PM
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[quote
ost_uid0="Guest"][color=#000000ost_uid0]...and I know I haven't really been involved in any of this stuff, so I hope I'm not butting in or anything..[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]You're not butting in. The more, the merrier.[/colorost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 06:10 AM
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ost_uid0]I think its time to get this rolling again.I will go with Derak's version[/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 09:39 PM
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ost_uid0]Derek's version seems the most popular so far, though it lacks the Santa Claus gag. Any more thoughts?[/colorost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 10:08 PM
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ost_uid0]Thoughts?*Waits for a while* Nope, I got nuthin'.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 11:23 PM
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ost_uid0]As in Derek's [iost_uid0]first[/iost_uid0] block? Sounds good to me.[/colorost_uid0]
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10-21-2003, 05:31 AM
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ost_uid0]Yup, indeed. The Santa Claus joke is expendable. [/colorost_uid0]
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10-21-2003, 07:53 PM
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So be it, then.
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