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Old 02-09-2004, 07:08 AM
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The Top 10 New Year's Resolutions of the Deep Space Nine Cast

10. Jake: Get more screen time
9. O'Brien: Look into genetically enhancing his dart-throwing arm
8. Worf: Make it a full year without losing his family honour
7. Bashir: Look into further genetically enhancing his dart-throwing arm
6. Ezri: Do more backflips. No wait, try to get in touch with my son. No wait, kill someone. No wait....
5. Odo: Get into shape
4. Sisko: Find some new way to needlessly brutalize O'Brien
3. Quark: Steal Christmas this year
2. Kira: Find a boyfriend who doesn't die, isn't boring, and won't fall apart whenever he gets sick

And the number one New Year's resolution of a DS9 crew member....

1. Morn: Not to talk so much Â
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Outer space nine is among the best 10 news year resolutions to cast

10. Jake: Obtains more screens time
9. O'Brien: In the investigation gene enhances which his arrow throws arm
8. Worf: Does its for 11 entire years not to lose his family honor
7. Bashir: Looked into further in the gene enhances which his arrow throws arm
6. Ezri: Makes more backflips. Had not waited for, attempt and my son relation. Had not waited for that, kills some person. Waiting....
5. Odo: Enters shape
4. Sisko: Discovers some new way unnecessarily cruel O'Brien
3. quark: This year steals Christmas day
2. Kira: The discovery does not die, is not tasteless, with a boyfriend which cannot disperse whenever he gets sick

and a DS9 member's number new year resolution....

1. morning: Extremely does not converse
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