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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Signs Sa'ar Is A Crotchety Old Man

10. Forces other people to write mock-derogatory lists about him, toeing the line between "funny" and "offensive"
9. Actually uses phrase "crotchety"
8. Growing senile, forgetting "Blue Screen of Death" joke
7. Blatantly repeats elements of top ten lists multiple times. Dares anybody to comment.
6. Goes by nickname describing somebody "mean, marked by bitterness and a power or will to cut or sting."
5. Growing senile, stealing items 7 and 1 from Scooter's list, then [iost_uid0]forgetting he's done it[/iost_uid0]
4. Refers to other forumgoers as "young whippersnappers"
3. Refuses to get himself a nice avatar like everybody else
2. Growing senile, occasionally forgetting present century and reverting to Latin
1. [iost_uid0]Must[/iost_uid0] be extremely old, and apparantly has spent all life in forums, judging by post count.

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