April 1

[evay]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I love how the L&C fiver plays off the Stuporville -- sorry, the Smallville fiver. Very clever.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Martha: You should listen to him because he's your father, but if that isn't good enough, he's also Bo Duke from "The Dukes of Hazzard."

...
Freak: Bwahahaha! At last we have our showdown in the middle of the town, in full daylight, with the entire town looking on!
Clark: Oh no! How do I defeat the villain without exposing my powers? Wait, I know!
(HEAT VISION! )
(SUPER-SPEED! )
(SUPER-STRENGTH! )
Entire Town: Meh. Nothing new to see here. [/quoteost_uid0]
:lol: :lol:


[quoteost_uid0]Clark: Here's an interesting question. Should my speaker credit be "Clark" or "Superman"? In fact, at this point maybe it should still be "Kal-El."
Jonathan: A nitpicking baby!

...
Criminals: We are committing crimes, in accordance with our being criminals.

...
Lex Luthor: How about me?
Lois: You're reasonably hot. But evil, so it's a dilemma.
Clark: Hey Lex! How've you been?
Lex: Excuse me, do I know you?
Clark: Of course you do! We went to school together, remember?
Lex: No....
Clark: And how did you get your hair back?

Lex: Lois, will you marry me?
Lois: Yes.
Superman: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Lois: Wait, no.
Lex: NOOOOOOOOOO! (jumps off LexCorp building)
Lois: Wait, yes. Lex? Hello? Oooh... guess that's a no after all.

[insert the Obstacles to Lois and Clark's Relationship Organization][/quoteost_uid0]
:lol: A really silly send-up of that show (not that I would know much about it)...[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0][bost_uid0]Nigel:[/bost_uid0] Poor Mr. Luthor. Good thing I know an expert on bringing dead characters back to life.
[bost_uid0]Denise Crosby:[/bost_uid0] Hi.[/quoteost_uid0]

Bwahaha. I only just got this one.[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I've never seen any of the cheese shows (except Xena)... some of them I've never even heard of... but d***, these are funny! Kudos!

Best. April fool. EVAR.[/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[quoteost_uid0="Michiel"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0][bost_uid0]Nigel:[/bost_uid0] Poor Mr. Luthor. Good thing I know an expert on bringing dead characters back to life.
[bost_uid0]Denise Crosby:[/bost_uid0] Hi.[/quoteost_uid0]

Bwahaha. I only just got this one.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Rather liked that one, I did. [/colorost_uid0]

[Derek]

[quoteost_uid0="Scooter"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Five Minute smallville? [iost_uid0]Somebody[/iost_uid0] stole my idea... and you know what that means. Cookies must be paid.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sorry. It was the first show I thought of that qualified as cheese. (No offense, Nic.)[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]New slice is up -- and this time it's a full episode fiver. (This one was ready last night, but my Net time ran out before I could post it.)[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[quoteost_uid0="Nic Corelli"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Smallville is a great show! It is not cheese! Â :madder:[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh c'mon.... Some of the greatest shows ARE cheese! See Voyager for example. "Get this cheese to Sickbay!"[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Sandy Cohen: You're a smart kid. Why would you do this?
Ryan: I'm not answering any questions until I talk to my lawyer.
Sandy: I'm your lawyer.
Ryan: I know.
Sandy: (sigh) Well, I can keep you from going to jail. I have this trick I do where I point out that "helping your brother steal a car" isn't specifically mentioned in the criminal code.
Ryan: Wasn't I abetting, man?
Sandy: Only if you're fond of gambling.

...
Marissa: Of course not. Yes. By the way, in case you can't tell from the slow, lingering closeups of us with our hair in the breeze, we're being set up together.
Ryan: Who's that pulling up in the truck?
Marissa: An obstacle.[/quoteost_uid0]
:lol: :lol:[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[quoteost_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000ost_uid0]"Get this cheese to Sickbay!"[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]The quote that everyone knows.

Seriously, she's right. I mean, look at the classic Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy miniseries. That ruled, and it was pretty much pure cheese.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Sandy: Well, Ryan's settled in the poolhouse. I'm sure he'll be --
(ZZZZZZAP)
Sandy: What was that?
Kirsten: Oh, he must have touched something.
Sandy: When you said you bolted everything down... did you by any chance mean with lightning bolts?
Kirsten: Why do you ask?[/quoteost_uid0]
Hehehe.

[quoteost_uid0]Seth: Yep. I answer to Xander too.[/quoteost_uid0]
Indeed, they're quite alike.

Great Cheeser. [/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Seth: Party this drunker and drunker getting is. Hic.
Summer: Ryan! You are sooooooo hic. Great party isn't this?
Seth: Hey! Hic! Ryan, are you hiccing on my dream girl?
Ryan: No, I swear! Am I the only sober person here?
Seth: Oh, I guess they have hiccer alcohic tolerance in Chino!
Everyone: (GASP) Chino?
Summer: Eww! He's a hic!
[/quoteost_uid0]
Heh. :lol:[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]New cheese now up just for you, my little toaster strudels.[/colorost_uid0]

[evay]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Tyr: Surprise challenger? I heard of no -- (KLONK)
Jim Kirk: Surprise.
Beka: Ooooo. That was very impressive.[/quoteost_uid0]

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was awesome! best line in three cheesers. :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: Kirk RULES![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Host: We're gonna find a big ol' hero of a man for this lovely lady here.
Beka Valentine: I'm flattered, really, but I don't need --
Host: Honey, I've watched your show. You need all the help you can get.[/quoteost_uid0]
Bwahahaha!

[quoteost_uid0]Host: Go date, Beka babe. I promise you'll like 'em. And if you don't, you get to kill as many as you want.
Contestants: WHAT?
Beka: Score![/quoteost_uid0]
:lol:

The funniest parts were
[quoteost_uid0]Wait till I show you where our chili powder comes from![/quoteost_uid0]
and
[quoteost_uid0]Host: Don't worry, sugarplum. Every few minutes or so he pulls a Jennifer Love Hewitt's career and dies. You just need to kick him like so until he --
Sheridan: Independence! Morals and right and wrong and... where was I?
Lorne: Dead.
Sheridan: Oh, good. Nothing serious.[/quoteost_uid0]
ROFLOL!

One last favorite bit:
[quoteost_uid0]Crichton: Scorpius is hiding there, isn't he? Isn't he?
Scorpius: (from the closet) Don't be ridiculous, John.[/quoteost_uid0]



Absolutely hilarious! :lol:[/colorost_uid0]

[Derek]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Can't go wrong with Angel references!
[quoteost_uid0]Host: And if what the friendly folks in the grapevine say is true, watching it even once means kissing your soul goodbye. That's a pretty bad idea for at least one guy I know.[/quoteost_uid0]
[quoteost_uid0]Host: Ouch! Down he goes. Looks like steroid-boy is the champion.
Angel: I thought [iost_uid0]I[/iost_uid0] was --
Host: You know what I mean, Angelcakes.[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[quoteost_uid0="evay"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Tyr: Surprise challenger? I heard of no -- (KLONK)
Jim Kirk: Surprise.
Beka: Ooooo. That was very impressive.[/quoteost_uid0]

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was awesome! Â Â best line in three cheesers. :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: Kirk RULES![/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]The best part is, you can [i]so[/] see Kirk doing it. [/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Derek"]Sorry. It was the first show I thought of that qualified as cheese. (No offense, Nic.)[/quoteost_uid0]
No worries, Derek, none taken. It IS just a little TV show,

[quoteost_uid0]Five Minute smallville? [iost_uid0]Somebody[/iost_uid0] stole my idea... [/quoteost_uid0]

Actually and as far as I know, it was originally MY idea... but due to the temporal anomaly known as "soon", you don`t know that, [/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Host: We live in a big, wonderful genre full of demons and spaceships and blatant defiance of the laws of physics. It runs on antimatter and ketracel white -- and love. So tonight, kiddies, we're gonna make our own little contribution to the big, beating heart of romance that keeps science fiction real. We're gonna find a big ol' hero of a man for this lovely lady here.
Beka Valentine: I'm flattered, really, but I don't need --
Host: Honey, I've watched your show. You need all the help you can get.
[/quoteost_uid0]

I'm so tempted to be offended, but I find I can't help but agree.

Best Cheese EVER![/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I felt I should give the [iost_uid0]Andromeda[/iost_uid0] fans something to make up for including 5MA in the Cheese. Glad you liked it. [/colorost_uid0]