Sa`ar, Get an LJ - The Campaign

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]All those who live in ignorance of Paranoia, our beloved friend Computer, and the glorious life of all clones in Alpha Complex: Ignorance is treason. Please report to the nearest Confession Booth and Extermination Center at your soonest convenience. Thank you, Citizen, and have a nice daycycle.

Those loyal Citizens who are still with us, rejoice! One of our upstanding Citizens, Stand-B-ACK-3, has been inspired by this thread, and has produced the following fascinating document, which has been authorized for all security clearences. Undoubtably, all loyal Citizens will immediately rush to read Stand-B-ACK-3's magnificent handiwork.

All Citizens finding the previous sentence to be in error, please report at once to sector GON for Correctionary Reconditioning.

Thank you, Citizen. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. Have a nice daycycle![/colorost_uid0]