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ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] This is the Construct. Here, we can create big guns, cool shades, and enough black leather to cover Toronto.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/b ost_uid0] Sweet! Can I have a Coke?[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] No.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/b ost_uid0] Are you saying we're inside a computer program?[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] Is that really so hard to believe? Look at yourself - you're a two-dimensional character, the plot makes no sense, and you're mainly here to shoot people.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/b ost_uid0] Point.[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] The humans scorched the sky, so robots would be cut off from the solar energy they relied on.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/b ost_uid0] Those idiots! Why didn't they just attack at night?[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] Well, [i ost_uid0]obviousl--[/i ost_uid0] because-- umm... d'oh![b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] Without the sun, the machines turned to a new source of energy - the human body.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/b ost_uid0] No! How is that possible?![b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] I have seen the fields, Neo - the endless fields...[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/b ost_uid0] Oh my god... [b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] Hamster wheels, Neo. Fields of giant hamster wheels, as far as the eye can see...[b ost_uid0]Morphius:[/b ost_uid0] The Matrix is control, Neo. A computer-generated dreamworld, designed to turn a human being... into this.[b ost_uid0]Neo:[/b ost_uid0] A green M&M? [b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b ost_uid0] Damn! Wrong pocket![/quote ost_uid0]FUNNY. I can't beat that. - Trip[/color ost_uid0]
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