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5. Putting a TV in the engine room and setting it to show reruns of the "Red Green Show" 24/7, to provide B'elanna with inspiration

Ah, duck tape. Everyone's best friend, essp. set construction crew...


5. Sisko: It was Quark! Yes, Odo, it was Quark, and you must go after him on charges of ruining the honour of a captain!
Odo: That is only a law in the Klingon books, but since it's Quark, I'll make the exception.

4. Sisko: The Prophets taught me the wisdom of losing while still playing a good game.

3. Sisko: See, I thought Bashir was going to give us some genetic modifications so we could be on par with the Vulcan's strength, but it turned that would be highly illegal. Who knew?

2. Sisko: Dax, you told me you were a galaxy class athlete!
Dax: No, that was in one of my past lives. In this body, I only excel at walking.
Sisko: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU LIAR!

1. Sisko: The Vulcans kept distracting us with story, which started off with, "This one time, at logical music camp,..."

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