September 5: 5MNG 3rd Anniversary

[Nic Corelli]

Favourite bits from "Violations", now, :mrgreen:

Data: I don't get memory. The only way I'd forget anything at all would be if someone removed my memory engrams.
Geordi: Unfortunately, human memory doesn't work like that. Commander Riker, for example, can still remember things even with no brain at all.

ROFL :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Inad: We are compiling a list of races' memories to put in our Great Library in Ullandria.
Picard: How very interesting! What a noble and laudable goal you have established.
Tarmin: Would you like your sociological and anthropological distinctiveness added to our own?
Picard: Get off my ship.

*Howls like crazy at 2 a.m.* Derek, you might expect a visit from my poor neighbours. :P

Picard: (over the comm) Riker, this is the Voice of God. Thou shalt shave thy head, so thou wilt be as bald as thy captain. Do you understand?
Riker:
Picard: Riker! Do you understand?
Riker:
Picard: Drat. He's already asleep. Worf, go wake him up so we can do it right.

Picard: So since we can't find out why people are going into comas, we've decided to execute all of you.
Jev: Woah, wait, can't we prove our innocence?
Picard: Well, I don't know. Worf's been sharpening his knives all morning.
Jev: Please? Can't I probe Counselor Troi first?
Picard: Er, what do you mean by probe?
Jev: The normal meaning.

Tarmin: Sorry about Jev. I thought he was just addicted to porn.
Picard: It's okay. No harm done.
Troi: TWITCH.
Riker: TWITCH.
Crusher: TWITCH.

Hilarious!


Also...

Inad: We are compiling a list of races' memories to put in our Great Library in Ullandria.

Founded by Ullander the Great, no doubt.


It was a horrible episode, but at least it gave us a brilliant fiver!