Run for Executive Producer

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Things like Vitamines A,C,D,E...

ASCII promises healthy doses of A, G, C and T, plus a strict training regimen for the writers, explaining to them what those actually mean, and what you can and can't do with them.

This will be followed by a crash course in elementary physics, chemistry and biology, as well as basic logic.

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