Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Opium, have you made up your mind about the guy you are going to marry?

A: A train in the sky[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What were you looking at in your cough-syrup induced craziness?



A: You're just a sad, lost redshirt.[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Hey, this hot woman I just met is looking for some salt. Do you have any?

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A. No. No. A thousand times no.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are we there yet?

A: Yes. Yes. A thousand times Yes.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you have a huge crush on Liza Minelli?



A: If a sun rises, then a moon must set, unless it is still within view.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you know when the day has offically begun?

A: It's your turn to cue the sun to rise.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm just going to sleep till the sun is on the highest point. Got any problems with that?

A: You're a solatic.[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Whenever the sun comes out I go nuts. I run around like a rapid wolverine and howl at the bright yellow disc in the sky. What do you think is wrong with me?

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A. "Masks."[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is The Master of Disguise's favorite movie?

A: That's not a movie doofus, it's a book.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is 'Cat's Eye' a "Movie Doofus?"



A: If you dont even know the difference between book-cannon and movie-cannon, then dont even bother to try.[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Which of these pieces of artillery should I use to shoot at that troop of movies up there on the hill?

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A. Kaboom. Loud flash of light. Sound of glass tinkling.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happens if I stomp on this nitrogen triiodide?

A: Star Trek: The Drinking Game.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you drinking everytime you see a string holding up an alien? What are you playing?


A: Goody![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did that redshirt yell as he fell off the cliff?

A: The echo never came back to me[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q; What happened when you yelled "Sa'ar Chasm" into the big chasm?


A: Well, I guess if it is really necassary...no.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can I hide behind you next time someone wants to kill me?

A: Nice weather, eh? At least, if you like being frozen to death.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:*Freezing*

A: I know what you are but what is this?[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What a piece of junk!


A: The mailbox gave it away.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How did you figure out my house number?

A: Only two, really.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How many cookies did you eat?

A: Are you sure the monster came in this room and took a cookie?[/colorost_uid0]