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ost_uid0]Q: I have created the perfect toy for toddlers. It can be a house, a train, a car, a plain, a beach, a schoolroom...the ideas are endless. I call it "A cardboard box".A: TopHatMan and John gave it Two Thumbs Up.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Before we go see this movie, I want to know how the critics rated this Battlefield Earth movie.A: Oh, that is what we use to control the newbies[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: So I understand what the reply button and does and the Topic button, but what does that little red button over there do?A: Thats what the self sealing stem bolts are for![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Okay, yes, I ran out of hot glue, and still have to attach several sets of plastic "jewels" to attach to the treasure chest, but why did you hand me these bolty things?A: All this technology, and all they do is THAT?[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Those advanced aliens are firing rocks at us captain. A: Go get the redshirts. We are going in![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Captain! Tiffany's 24-hour-half-price super sale is now on![b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] GLINGLEGLINGLEGLINGLEGLINGLEGLINGLE![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: What did the insane clown say to Mr Gling, the guy with the broken leg?A: Burt, Bert, Kurt, and Buggerman, Attorneys at Law.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: So who is representing the redshirts in this case?A: Your honor, the conditions on the Enterprise are horrible. I see people go away on away missions never to return. I always fear that I will be next to go on one. PLEASE save me from these madmen![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] And pray tell me, what is this [b ost_uid0]BEAGLE[/b ost_uid0] doing in the courts of extradition?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] It's um... sticky.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: What's wrong with your wand, Draco?A: No, really! It's true![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] So I'm supposed to believe that you're a "President of Peace" then, eh, Mr. Bush?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Because it makes him squirm.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Why can't the President be interviewed in an honest, open, panel-type discussion without his speechwriters around him?A: He's afraid of them.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Why won't John talk to TopHatMan?A: Hold on a minute, I think I left my reality check list at home.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: do you have the checklist?A: If I knew the answer to that question, do you think I would be having lunch with TopHatMan?[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you know who Dionysus was?A: TopHatMan really does not care for your opinion.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0]And the number 1 reason TopHatMan is a complete jackass is...?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] I have already given my best and I have no regrets at all.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you regret that the biggest contribution you have made to the 5MV forums is constantly ending the one-by-one story? A: I didn't mean it that way![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: I can't believe you said that Cat was as nice as a pink fluffy bunny on nice tablets!A: Then I shall dig my own grave ( )[/color ost_uid0]
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Im too tired to dig your graveA: You always speak of the end, but I see no end.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: What would you say to 17?A: I'm shaking.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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